Last updated: January 7, 2026
As an airline pilot, I hear some pretty interesting comments from passengers. Some are funny, some are cute, and some make me wonder what people are thinking. Here are some real things passengers have said to me and my fellow pilots over the years.
Whether you're a nervous flyer looking for reassurance or just curious about what goes on in the cockpit, these real passenger comments will give you a glimpse into the lighter side of airline flying.
The Classics: Things Every Pilot Hears
"Can you make this plane go any faster? I have a connection to make."
This is probably the most common request pilots hear. While we'd love to help, we're already flying at the most efficient speed for fuel consumption and safety. Plus, air traffic control has us on a specific flight plan.
"Is this your first time flying this plane?"
Usually asked with a nervous laugh. The answer is always reassuring - we've been through extensive training and have hundreds or thousands of hours in this specific aircraft type.
"Do you know how to land in this weather?"
Yes, we do! Pilots train extensively for all weather conditions, including low visibility, crosswinds, and storms. Modern aircraft have incredible technology to help us land safely.
The Funny Ones
"Can I sit up front with you?"
While it might seem like a fun idea, the cockpit is a restricted area for safety and security reasons. But we appreciate the enthusiasm!
"Will you announce my birthday/anniversary/proposal?"
We love making special occasions memorable! Many pilots are happy to make announcements for passengers celebrating milestones.
"Can you fly lower so I can see my house?"
This one always makes us smile. Unfortunately, we have to stick to our assigned altitude and flight path from air traffic control.
The Sweet Comments
"Thank you for getting us here safely."
This never gets old. It's always appreciated when passengers take a moment to thank the crew.
"My kid wants to be a pilot just like you."
These comments are incredibly rewarding. Many pilots love talking to aspiring aviators and sharing their passion for flying.
"That was the smoothest landing I've ever experienced."
Every pilot loves hearing this! We work hard to make landings as comfortable as possible.
The Nervous Flyer Questions
"What was that noise?"
Aircraft make all sorts of normal sounds - landing gear retracting, flaps extending, engine power changes. They're all part of normal operations.
"Is turbulence dangerous?"
Turbulence is uncomfortable but not dangerous. Modern aircraft are built to handle much more stress than they'll ever encounter in normal turbulence.
"Why are we circling?"
Usually, we're in a holding pattern waiting for our turn to land, or waiting for weather to clear at the destination airport.
The Unique Requests
"Can you wait for my friend? Their flight is landing in 10 minutes."
Unfortunately, departure times are tightly scheduled. We have to stick to our slot or we'll delay everyone else's travel plans.
"I'm a pilot too - want to hear about my flight last week?"
We always enjoy talking shop with fellow aviators! The aviation community is tight-knit and we love sharing stories.
Words of Wisdom for Passengers
If you want to make a pilot's day, here are some things we love to hear:
- "Thank you for your service" (especially appreciated by military veteran pilots)
- "Great landing!"
- "Thanks for keeping us safe"
- Any genuine appreciation for the work we do
And remember, we're always happy to answer questions about flying, the aircraft, or our career. Most pilots became aviators because we love aviation, and we enjoy sharing that passion with others.
Final Thoughts
Whether you're a nervous flyer or an aviation enthusiast, remember that pilots are here to ensure your safe and comfortable journey. We've heard it all, and we appreciate every interaction - funny, sweet, or curious.
Next time you're boarding a flight, feel free to say hello to your pilots. We might just have a story to share about the funniest thing a passenger ever said to us!
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1 comment
Josh P
I always thank my airline pilots as I am leaving the plane if I see them or can get a word in while everyone is getting off the plane. My brother flies and he tells me all the stupid stuff people say.